At our last Girl's Night Out, we were all sharing gross kid stories. My friend, Mindi, who is a second grade teacher had one of the best that I've heard in a long time.
She was telling us about a co-teacher who is a germ-a-phobic. She has to sanitize everything. There are no boogers or snot on her kid's desks! All hands must be washed and dried properly. You get the idea.
Well, she was working in her classroom after school and enjoying her daily Sonic drink. She left the room and returned a bit later to find one of her students in the room. He started looking at her with a mischievous smile and giggling. She said, "Johnny, what's so funny?" He replied, "I snuck a sip of your sonic drink." She was completely disgusted and said, "Now, Johnny, why would you do such a thing? You know it's bad to drink after someone else. You could get their germs and get really sick." Blah, Blah, Blah.... That's when little Johnny started laughing even more and said, "But Mrs. Martha, I've been doing it all year!" That's when Mrs. Martha's eyeballs popped out. Poor teachers! He! He!